Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my
a*s"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look".
"Fuk me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as
that?"
Patient replies I've been fuked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants enis is long and thin, this hole is
enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".
